Lena, “Hey, Jerry, can you get me a towel out of my bedroom closet?”
Holly, “Excuse me. What are those dogs wearing?”
Margaret, “I told you. He stopped calling me. I moved on.”
Rachel, “There’s lobster in these eggs?”
Meryl, “…this is your maple syrup.”
Audrey, “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
Jane, “Well where is your napkin??
Tawni, “Bonkers was going crazy.”
Winona, “I like your place. It’s very unassuming.”
Jody, “I don’t submit to forcible massage.”
Amy, “When are you getting an air conditioner?”
Dolores (Mulva), “Y’know I really think I’m falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld.”
Sidra, “I think you’re both mentally ill.”