Jerry's Girls
Lena, “Hey, Jerry, can you get me a towel out of my bedroom closet?”

Lena, “Hey, Jerry, can you get me a towel out of my bedroom closet?”

Holly, “Excuse me. What are those dogs wearing?”

Holly, “Excuse me. What are those dogs wearing?”

Melanie, “I’m sorry?”

Melanie, “I’m sorry?”

Sandi, “That’s funny.”

Sandi, “That’s funny.”

Margaret, “I told you. He stopped calling me. I moved on.”

Margaret, “I told you. He stopped calling me. I moved on.”

Rachel, “There’s lobster in these eggs?”

Rachel, “There’s lobster in these eggs?”

Meryl, “…this is your maple syrup.”

Meryl, “…this is your maple syrup.”

Audrey, “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

Audrey, “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

Jane, “Well where is your napkin??

Jane, “Well where is your napkin??

Tawni, “Bonkers was going crazy.”

Tawni, “Bonkers was going crazy.”

Winona, “I like your place. It’s very unassuming.”

Winona, “I like your place. It’s very unassuming.”

Jody, “I don’t submit to forcible massage.”

Jody, “I don’t submit to forcible massage.”

Amy, “When are you getting an air conditioner?”

Amy, “When are you getting an air conditioner?”

Dolores (Mulva), “Y’know I really think I’m falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld.”

Dolores (Mulva), “Y’know I really think I’m falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld.”

Sidra, “I think you’re both mentally ill.”

Sidra, “I think you’re both mentally ill.”