Tumblr (3.0; @jerrysgirlfriends)http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsdmaNSKj1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Laura, “<span>I’m deaf.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796853880http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796853880Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:08:34 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsdiylOU01r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Melissa, <span>“Ouch! Caught my skin.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796769868http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796769868Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:06:34 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsddfIPIb1r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sara, “<span>Looks like hives.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796626841http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796626841Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:03:15 -0400seinfeldgirlfriendfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsd5ymEYi1r1w06ho1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Celia, “<span>What kind of a sick twisted creep are you?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796434264http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796434264Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:58:46 -0400seinfeldgirlfriendfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpscutOZYo1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Patty, “<span>How about La Caridad again?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796146909http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8796146909Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:52:05 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsbqthCOy1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Claire, “<span>So what’s your decision?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8795112868http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8795112868Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:28:05 -0400seinfeldgirlfriendfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsbhrLiW21r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lanette, “<span>Did you shave your chest hair?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794878880http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794878880Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:22:39 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsbbxrTlw1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Alex, “<span>Wow is that a Mexican Hairless?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794725660http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794725660Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:19:09 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsb8dp53A1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Beth, “<span>Hey, what do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794631709http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794631709Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:17:01 -0400seinfeldgirlfriendfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsb5bVvnO1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Jenna, “<span>Toilet brush.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794556705http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8794556705Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:15:11 -0400Seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps9qjg1kD1r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ellen, “<span>And after college, I got my masters at the Sorbonne.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8793237734http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8793237734Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:44:43 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps9jqLhJA1r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Gillian, “<span>I’m just gonna go, wash my hands.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8793061079http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8793061079Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:40:38 -0400seinfeldfunnyman handsgirlfriend<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps9eqXYY91r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Jeannie, “<span>I hate you!”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8792933077http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8792933077Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:37:38 -0400seinfeldgirlfriendfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps91yME781r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Nicki, “<span>Okay two tickets “Means to an End”.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8792606157http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8792606157Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:29:58 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps8l2SHLg1r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Christie, “<span>Well, I guess I’ll go change.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8792184240http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8792184240Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:19:50 -0400seinfeldgirlfriend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps82jhAKk1r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lena, “<span>Hey, Jerry, can you get me a towel out of my bedroom closet?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8791733628http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8791733628Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:08:42 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps7vg9oLX1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Holly, “<span>Excuse me. What are those dogs wearing?”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8791562117http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8791562117Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:04:28 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps7hhhkNq1r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Melanie, “I’m sorry?”</p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8791230910http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8791230910Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:56:05 -0400seinfeldgirlfriendfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps74vSbkd1r1w06ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sandi, “<span>That’s funny.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8790934434http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8790934434Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:48:31 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriends<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps6u1rt6k1r1w06ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Margaret, “<span>I told you. He stopped calling me. I moved on.”</span></p>http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8790679556http://jerrysgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/8790679556Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:42:01 -0400seinfeldfunnygirlfriend